I didn't win the Powerball...

And therefore my "significant" trip to the Apple Store and the public school I was going to build ala Oprah (Brea Leadership Academy for Girls?) will have to be put on hold...so if you need me you'll have to call me on my ancient razr phone instead of an iphone while I eat Ramen Noodles and keep sending monthly payments for my student loans for the next 15 years...